That's It, Pizza Hut! (and AoR, Martin Agency*)

I've had enough. Stop these shenanigans right the fuck now. I'm tired of seeing your 35-year-old guys in your stupid "college student" ads talking about how they'd rather spend their quarters for laundry on Pizza Hut's wings and making jokes about they save "their money, oh no, wait, my parents' money" with your super saver deals, or whatever the fuck you call them. Enough already. It is so blatantly obvious to anyone with a functioning brain that your casting people are fucking churls. NONE of the people in these commercials look remotely close to being college-age. Which is stupid, because these ads are so obviously aimed at college students (played ad nausea um during NCAA BBall games). Seriously, stop it. Go back to square one, recast the actors and rewrite the scripts. And please, while you're add it, find a way to make your stuffed-crust pizza healthier. Because while I do enjoy being in much better shape than I used to be, I sure as shit miss eating that caloric monstrosity.

This man is not college-age.

*If anyone from Martin Agency reads this, please don't disqualify me from consideration for being hired. It's not my fault these ads blow. It's probably not your fault either. Pizza Hut's ads have always blown.