A Thought.

I want to get a "WWSPD" bracelet, which would stand for "What Would Sarah Palin Do" so that when I'm befuddled about what course of action I should take, I can look at the bracelet, think of what Sarah Palin would do, then do something that isn't even remotely related to what she would do. It may not be the best guidance system, but it would at least give me a jumping-off point.

They wrote out the year in case you can't read numbers.