Balding: The Upsides

1. I use WAY less shampoo then you.

2. Conditioner isn't even on my radar.

3. I never have bed head.

4. Except for maybe wrinkled clothes or smell, no one can tell I haven't showered.

5. I never pay for haircuts.

6. The hair I do have is oh so soft.

7. My haircuts take 15, 20 minutes tops.

8. Regardless of decade, I'm pretty much always in style.

9. I never have to ask, "Does my hair look okay?"