A Funny Little Story

So, as you may or may not have noticed, no one reads my blog except you. Since I am well aware no one reads my blog, I was quite surprised when I saw someone had left a comment on my post about the government knowing all about your mid-day phone sex addiction (I kid). Excited that someone out in the world finally shared their thoughts with me beyond my girlfriend, who often tells me "your posts are too long," I checked out the comment.

Turns out when you put the word "Sex," or any of its derivatives or words related to such thing, spammers like to leave crummy comments trying to advertise their porn sites. Now, while I do not, in any way, discourage the viewing of internet porn, I do deem it completely unnecessary for someone to program their bots to spam my comment section with their crummy porn ads. If you're going to leave a porn ad post in the comments section, have the decency to put some tasteful visuals and maybe a witty pun in there.