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Let's call it "beervertising" for short.

That's not really all that short, but it's better than beer and/or advertising.

Monday, January 11, 2010

McGwire Used Steroids. No Shit.

If this is a surprise to you, it is possible you've been living in a cave or don't know a single thing about popular sports in America. Either way, I don't judge you. The important thing is that Mark McGwire, who lied to Congress, a federal offense punishable with hard prison time, will not do a single day in prison, despite the fact that his perjury is on video tape. He won't even face a trial. He won't get probation, won't have to pay a fine; nothing will happen to Mark McGwire, despite the fact that be willingly committed a federal crime. Anybody else would go to prison. Not Mark McGwire.

Can we change that nifty slogan to justice only for those who aren't liked by a lot of people, aren't famous, and/or aren't rich.

No. What am I thinking? That's way too long.

How about: Justice for Few.

Or,

Justice for None.

'cuz I'm feelin' in a revolutionary, cynical mood.


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