The Government Knows All About Your Mid-Day Phone Sex Addiction

The AP is reporting that from 2002 to 2006, the FBI made up bogus terror threats to win approval for gathering the phone records of US citizens. Sometimes, they didn't even bother making up terror threats, they were just really really mean to the phone companies, who turned over the records. So, unfortunately, Dick Cheney now knows all about your insatiable desires and inability to not call Cinnamon while on your lunch break...if you still have a job that requires you to take a lunch break.